YOU SUCK by Christopher Moore - SIGNED FIRST EDITION BOOK
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Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic
night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his
girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise!
Now he's one, too.
For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have
been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to
work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about
his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus
there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby
Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)
Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody
and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody
wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even
worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the
urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.