Bottom-feeders
beware: the Sunshine State's favorite psychotic killer and lovable
Floridaphile, Serge Storms, has found a new calling, legal eagle, and
he's going to make a killing as a crusading attorney—and star as a
dashing lawyer on the big screen—in this madcap escapade from insanely
funny New York Times bestselling author Tim Dorsey
When it comes to swimming with
the sharks, there is no bigger kahuna than Serge Storms. Bingeing on a
marathon of legal movies set in Florida, Serge finds his vocation: the
law. Never mind law school or that degree; Serge becomes a freelance
fixer—wildcat paralegal and pilgrim to the hallowed places where legal
classics of the big screen such as Body Heat, Cool Hand Luke, and Absence of Malice were filmed practically in his own backyard.
One of Serge's old flames, young
lawyer Brook Campanella, is also a rising star thanks to her expertise
in the field of foreclosure law. Ruthless at taking down the greedy
banksters kicking people out of their homes, she lands a major
class-action lawsuit and looks set to win big. The opposition is
determined to shut her down, and they'll go to extreme lengths to do it.
Luckily for her, Serge likes
nothing better than saving a damsel in distress, especially when it
means kicking a bunch of shyster butt. The mayhem comes to a hilarious
head at the Key West courthouse at the height of the island's raucous
Fantasy Fest street carnival, and no one, including Serge, will ever be
the same.