In this Texas-sized thriller, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine—best
friends, freelance troublemakers, and tough guys with good
intentions—find themselves in the crosshairs of the Dixie Mafia.Hap
is an East Texas smart mouth with a weakness for southern women.
Leonard is a gay, black Vietnam vet. They’re not the makings for your
typical dynamic duo, but never underestimate the power of a shared
affinity for stirring up trouble and general mayhem. So when an old
friend asks Leonard to rescue his daughter from an abusive no-good drug
dealer, he gladly agrees and, of course, invites Hap along for the fun.
Well, the dealer may be lowly, but he is on the bottom rung of
the Dixie Mafia, and when Hap and Leonard come calling, the Mafia feels
a little payback is in order. Cars crash, shotguns blast, and people
die, but Hap and Leonard come out on top. Unfortunately for them, now
they’re facing not only jail time but also the legendary—and
lethal—Vanilla Ride, who is still out to claim the price on their heads.Full
of twists and turns, gunfire and gaffes, this hilarious, rip-roaring
novel will have readers turning the pages faster than a Texas tornado.
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